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A Shredder’s Christmas List

We can’t believe it’s already Christmas!

Throughout the year, we haven’t shied from counting our many blessings. That’s been crucial for us and our sanity with everything going on in the world today. In keeping with that theme, and in our usual, fun-loving Land Shark Shredding way, we thought we’d share our Christmas list with you this year.

Case of Beer

When Don’s in the mood for an ice-cold brewski, Michelob Ultra is his go-to favorite. Of course, a little Land Shark Lager never hurt anybody either.

A Year’s Supply of Rodan + Fields

Mandy and Emily B. are obsessed with their R+F skin care products! With a year’s supply, they can keep up their glow no matter the season!

A Warm Beach

Kentucky winters are unpredictable. One day it’s 10 degrees, the next it’s 72. That’s not an exaggeration either. Just look at the latest forecast. We’d love to be on a tropical beach somewhere where the weather is consistently balmy. Sand, sea, and a tall palm tree would all fit in Santa’s bag, right?

A Million Dollars

Tax-free. Hey, we can dream!

An End to Racism

More wishful thinking, but everyone should resolve to treat each other with dignity in the new year.

Peace on Earth

Classic Christmas songs have been written about this very wish. In the late ’70s, Bing Crosby & David Bowie recorded a famous duet of “The Little Drummer Boy” that included new lyrics about peace on Earth. John Lennon’s famous ballad “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” is about the hope that, with the conclusion of the Vietnam War, peace may reign “if you want it.” The best way to achieve peace on Earth is also the best way to end racism. It’s also God’s “Golden Rule” – do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Strive to live by the “Golden Rule” every day, and you might like how things turn out.

 

From all of us at Land Shark Shredding, we wish you a happy and blessed holiday season!

    

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